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You’re minding your own business, having a childhood, and then—bam. A stepdad walks in and messes everything up. These are eight stepdads who will TOTALLY ruin your childhood every time.
VERY REAL QUESTION FOR MEN: is it a game changer if a girl recites all of Shoop at karaoke perfectly??
Empty thoughtless nostalgia reference attempts at comedy had an orgasm.
The night took a shift
The couple on a first date
Seeing a special screening of 2001: A Space Odyssey
Realized everything had gone wrong
When the lights dimmed
And one of them said,
"Simple Plan is probably my favorite band…yeah."