Liz Arcury - Writer/Performer. I have another, more writing-heavy
blog on WordPress, work from which has been featured on McSweeney's, College Humor, Thought Catalog, and Splitsider. Check out my other Tumblr, Casts of "RENT" Hanging Out Smiling". You can contact me at We could make a fantastic pair.
  • I have some writing up on this great site! Check it out.

  • VERY REAL QUESTION FOR MEN: is it a game changer if a girl recites all of Shoop at karaoke perfectly??

  • oldloves:

    Dennis Quaid & Meg Ryan, 1989

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  • So upsetting

  • Empty thoughtless nostalgia reference attempts at comedy had an orgasm.

  • oh my god oh my god oh my god

  • lizarcury:

    Awesome content like this AND MORE over at 

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  • Kubrickian Eavesdrop

    The night took a shift

    The couple on a first date

    Seeing a special screening of 2001: A Space Odyssey 

    Realized everything had gone wrong 

    When the lights dimmed

    And one of them said,

    "Simple Plan is probably my favorite band…yeah."